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The black shirt puts the white-and-red graphic front-and-center: distressed American-flag stripes behind a hand making a hush\/gesture and the phrase “They don’t know WHAT THE F*** they’re doing” in striking mixed type. It settles into everyday wear easily: light and breathable for long shifts, backyard hangs, or loud conversations. The crew neckline and tubular knit give a clean silhouette. Wear it under a jacket, with work boots, or with jeans for a look that says you notice the chaos and you won’t pretend otherwise. The fabric is smooth and durable for printing, with a tear-away label for comfort and responsibly sourced cotton for peace of mind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and durable DTF\/DTG printing for crisp, long-lasting graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Certified and ethically sourced materials (Oeko-Tex, US cotton protocols) with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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