{"product_id":"thanksgiving-t-shirt-bringing-out-the-best-in-family-dysfunction-since-1627-funny-holiday-tee","title":"Thanksgiving T-Shirt — \"Bringing Out The Best In Family Dysfunction Since 1627\" Funny Holiday Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis soft, lightweight tee carries a wry Thanksgiving message in clean white script across the chest — a quiet, tongue-in-cheek nod to the messy family rituals that come with the holiday. The comfortable crew neck and classic fit let you move through the kitchen, the living room debate, or the post-dinner cleanup without fuss. Subtle and dark, the black shirt keeps the focus on the text while feeling lived-in and easy to wear year after year. Wear it when you want to acknowledge the chaos with a dry smile and a little style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, durable finish\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with a mix of DTF (sleeves\/labels) and DTG methods for crisp white text\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":47863677092078,"sku":"10870805844928544777","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47863677124846,"sku":"15379079713887409413","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47863677157614,"sku":"55706190805865020730","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47863677190382,"sku":"18901187568320267678","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":47863677223150,"sku":"31864886198963651066","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":47863677255918,"sku":"30865826373901549764","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47863677288686,"sku":"31290633338285187147","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47863677321454,"sku":"10580035816692441347","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47863677354222,"sku":"78195350539194042147","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":47863677386990,"sku":"13430553772964832026","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":47863677419758,"sku":"85354733206274393811","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47863677452526,"sku":"10836347255122349796","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47863677485294,"sku":"21798234028879762688","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":47863677518062,"sku":"20357590882609103120","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":47863677550830,"sku":"27989922950227618816","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47863677583598,"sku":"71575283144553642766","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47863677616366,"sku":"32323395090831019718","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47863677649134,"sku":"18981607992731188791","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47863677681902,"sku":"13683004516930276180","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":47863677714670,"sku":"19576335152079665779","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47863677747438,"sku":"17418036864931949495","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47863677780206,"sku":"14280266382699076033","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47863677812974,"sku":"30275618942652361934","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47863677845742,"sku":"15911368592585681562","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47863677878510,"sku":"29295065217749499595","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0754\/5271\/1150\/files\/413129766956049020_2048.jpg?v=1775641144","url":"https:\/\/bymizyan.com\/products\/thanksgiving-t-shirt-bringing-out-the-best-in-family-dysfunction-since-1627-funny-holiday-tee","provider":"bymizyan","version":"1.0","type":"link"}