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Bold white typography on a black crew shirt reads a cheeky, irreverent line that sparks laughs and stories — the kind told loud at backyard barbecues or around a late-night bonfire. The fabric is soft and breathable, with a smooth print surface that keeps the text crisp wash after wash. It sits as an easy staple in a casual wardrobe: pair with jeans, a worn-in jacket, or shorts for nights out where humor leads the conversation. The tone is playful and candid — for people who appreciate dark humor and want their clothing to start the story.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, durable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; meets safety certifications (Oeko-Tex, EU compliance)\u003cbr\u003e- Print methods: Direct-to-Garment for main design, Direct-to-Film used for sleeve\/neck prints when applied\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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