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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; 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The bold distressed typography reads like a late-night inside joke: ‘Sober enough to know what I’m doing but drunk enough to really enjoy doing it.’ It settles comfortably against the skin thanks to ring-spun cotton and a classic crew neck, while the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette clean and steady through every laugh and round. Wear it to backyard barbecues, pub crawls, or low-key reunions when you want your sense of humor up front and your comfort unbothered. The print has a lived-in look that matches the relaxed drape — like an old favorite you just discovered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from breathable, ethically sourced ring-spun cotton with a pearlized tear-away label for no-scratch comfort. Durable construction and reliable shape retention mean this tee stands up to repeat wear and washes, and the DTF\/DTG printed elements keep the graphic sharp. Available in solid and heather blends, with subtle natural fleck options in unprocessed cotton.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied via DTG\/DTF methods for durable, clear graphics and compliance certified materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES 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