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Designed as an everyday crew-neck, it layers easily under jackets or wears alone for casual gatherings. The look is whimsical and warm — perfect for low-key family celebrations, office holiday parties, or lounging by twinkling lights while sipping cocoa. It’s made with thoughtful construction (tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape) so the shape stays true wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printed artwork for vibrant, long-lasting colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, 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